Season 2

Episode Guide

Everybody Hates Rejection

S2 E1
Oct 2, 2006
Rochelle decides to host a neighborhood watch meeting after Julius' truck is stolen, but her good intentions quickly turn competitive when her new neighbor, Louise thinks she'd make a better block captain than Rochelle.

Everybody Hates the Class President

S2 E2
Oct 9, 2006
Hoping to make a better life for himself at Corleone Junior High, Chris throws his hat in the ring for Class President and asks Greg to be his running mate.

Everybody Hates Elections

S2 E3
Oct 17, 2006
After failing to make an impression at the town hall meeting, Chris realizes that he needs to deliver the best campaign speech of all time if he's going to win the election for class president.

Everybody Hates A Liar

S2 E4
Oct 24, 2006
After Chris accidentally misleads the neighborhood into thinking he and Tasha are dating, Rochelle gets quite an earful from Tasha's grandmother.

Everybody Hates Malvo

S2 E5
Oct 31, 2006
Chris is honored when Doc finally entrusts him with watching the cash register, but the situation goes from good to really bad when Chris is robbed by the neighborhood's notorious repeat-offender, Malvo.

Everybody Hates the Buddy System

S2 E6
Nov 7, 2006
Chris' new principal, Principal Edwards decides that the best way to solve the tension between Chris and Caruso is to pair them up as buddies on the school field trip.

Everybody Hates Promises

S2 E7
Nov 14, 2006
After the school newspaper runs several inflammatory stories about Chris and his class presidency, Chris must defend himself against Caruso and his classmates at an impeachment hearing.

Everybody Hates Thanksgiving

S2 E8
Nov 21, 2006
When Julius' successful younger brother joins the family for Thanksgiving, Julius gets in the competitive spirit, determined to make the perfect meal.

Everybody Hates Superstition

S2 E9
Nov 28, 2006
After Julius lends Chris a pair of lucky socks, Chris begins to notice that he can do no wrong. Meanwhile, Drew and Tonya decide to play their parents, Rochelle and Julius, against each other.

Everybody Hates Kris

S2 E10
Dec 12, 2006
Julius and Chris pick up extra work for the holidays, dressing up as Santa Claus and one of his elves to entertain the kids at a local department store.

Everybody Hates Eggs

S2 E11
Jan 23, 2007
For a classroom lesson on parenting skills, Chris and Greg are each assigned an egg to care for as if it were their own child.

Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

S2 E12
Jan 30, 2007
Hoping to get more respect from his classmates and to stop being Caruso's punching bag, Chris signs up to be a hall monitor.

Everybody Hates Snow Day

S2 E13
Feb 6, 2007
When Chris accidentally shows up for school on a "snow day," he and Principal Edwards are stuck with each other until they can reach Chris' parents.

Everybody Hates The Substitute

S2 E14
Feb 13, 2007
A scholarly substitute teacher makes Chris' life a living hell by holding him to a higher standard than his classmates.

Everybody Hates Cutting School

S2 E15
Feb 20, 2007
With their teacher Ms. Morello out for the day, Chris and Greg decide to cut school and go see the movie "Ghostbusters." The boys think they're home free until they run into Ms. Morello at the movie theatre.

Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

S2 E16
Feb 27, 2007
When Chris thwarts Malvo's attempt at stealing a gold chain from Vanessa, Malvo gives Chris one day - or suffer the consequences - to produce a replacement necklace.

Everybody Hates DJ's

S2 E17
Mar 20, 2007
When the neighborhood DJ is arrested in the middle of a party, Chris steps in for him and proves to be a huge hit with the crowd.

Everybody Hates Baseball

S2 E18
Mar 27, 2007
Chris is put in a difficult position when he must choose between going to a baseball game with his dad and Drew and going to the movies with Tasha.

Everybody Hates Gambling

S2 E19
Apr 24, 2007
Chris becomes BedStuy's favorite odds-maker after Doc discovers he has a natural talent for predicting a game's outcome.

Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes

S2 E20
May 1, 2007
After secretly listening to his parents' comedy albums, Chris tries out some dirty jokes on his classmates and discovers that making people laugh is the key to popularity.

Everybody Hates Math

S2 E21
May 8, 2007
With Chris' entire class counting on him to master algebra in time for a math competition, Rochelle takes it upon herself to tutor Chris.

Everybody Hates The Last Day

S2 E22
May 15, 2007
With the end of the school year fast approaching, Chris decides to exact revenge on Caruso to pay him back for making Chris' life miserable for the past two years..