Season 7
Episode Guide
Burnin' Down The House (Part 1)
S7
E1
Returning form an idyllic honeymoon in the sunny tropics, Joe and Helen learn their house has burned to the ground.
Burnin' Down The House (Part 2)
S7
E2
Joe is indignant on throwing his brother, Brian, out of his life until he receives a visit from the ghost of his father.
Death Becomes Him
S7
E3
Joe and Brian are paid to fly the deceased old man Kingsbury back to Nantucket and accidentally bring back the wrong body so Joe has to pose as a corpse.
The Person Formerly Known As Lowell
S7
E4
Lowell returns to Nantucket after seeing America and immediately needs to fly to Boston to repair one of Roy's planes. While in Boston, Lowell witnesses a gangland murder and is forced to enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
Hooker, Line And Sinker
S7
E5
Antonio is depressed that he is destined to be alone, so Joe and Brian unknowingly arrange a date with a prostitute.
So Long, Frank Lloyd Wrong
S7
E7
Joe and Helen meet the famous architect Y.M. Burg, who out of sympathy offers to design their new traditional dream home. Brian hires a new mechanic with a secret.
When A Man Loves A Donut
S7
E8
Brian gains over a hundred pounds and is forced to join Eat-A-Holics, where he realizes that his outrageous weight gain is because he feels rejected by his recently married brother, Joe, now that Joe has less time to spend with him.
The Big Sleep
S7
E9
Helen and Joe fight over the plans for their new home and Joe has a terrible dream that seems like reality.
Twas The Heist Before Christmas
S7
E10
Helen throws her first Christmas party and all of her guests have their wallets stolen.
Honey, We Broke The Kid
S7
E11
Helen and Joe baby-sit their friend's little girl and dump their childhood neuroses on her.
B.S. I Love You
S7
E12
Joe and Brian are reunited with their grandfather, Jack Hackett, who Helen and Casey discover is an imposter.
Sons And Lovers
S7
E13
R.J., Roy Biggins' estranged gay son, returns to Nantucket to celebrate his father's birthday and confronts him about his lifestyle.
Bye George
S7
E14
Fay decides to marry after a whirlwind romance with a man she met on a cruise ship.
The Team Player
S7
E15
Sandpiper air is boycotted after Antonio doesn't let a famous sports figure board the plane.
Love At First Flight
S7
E16
Brian falls in love, mid-flight, with his only passenger on Valentine's Day.
One Flew Over The Cooper's Nest
S7
E18
Crazy Sandy Cooper returns to Nantucket to have Joe's baby.
Driving Mr. Decarlo
S7
E19
Antonio takes a high paying job, but suspects his boss is linked to the mob.
What About Larry
S7
E21
Helen and Joe finally find the perfect contractor to build their home, however, after he falls to pieces and stops working when his wife kicks him out.
The Lady Vanishes
S7
E22
Antonio meets the girl of his dreams, but then loses her.
The Lyin' King
S7
E24
Joe and Brian visit a strip club to see a former high school classmate dance.
Love Overboard
S7
E25
Casey's husband, Stuart, returns after being gone for two years.
Grouses, Houses And Bickering Spouses
S7
E26
Joe and Helen find the house of their dreams.