Episode Guide
Season 5
Episode Guide
February 5, 2013 - Gingers Have Souls
S5
E1
Feb 5, 2013
Daniel shares his sleek Season Five wardrobe, Mema discusses John Travolta's sexuality, and Michael the Angry Ginger gets a Web Redemption.
February 12, 2013 - X12
S5
E2
Feb 12, 2013
Daniel celebrates Valentine's Day, a speedo-wearing rocker gets 20 Seconds on the Clock, and the world's first superhero, X12, agrees to test his limits.
February 19, 2013 - Spoiler Alert: Oscars
S5
E3
Feb 19, 2013
Daniel spoils all the Best Picture nominees, resolves a pest problem and puts 20 Seconds on the Clock for vagina strumming.
February 26, 2013 - Courtroom C**k Guy
S5
E4
Feb 26, 2013
The Courtroom C**k Guy gets a Web Redemption, Daniel tests out different slurs, and comedian Greg Hahn asks for medical advice.
March 5, 2013 - Bad Ventriloquist
S5
E5
Mar 5, 2013
Daniel refuses to make a "Harlem Shake" video, and a ventriloquist who walked off stage gets a Web Redemption.
March 12, 2013 - Fat Bottle Ninja
S5
E6
Mar 12, 2013
Daniel learns how to relax and gives Will the Fat Ninja a Web Redemption.
March 19, 2013 - The Illusion
S5
E7
Mar 19, 2013
The Illusion interns for Tosh.0, Daniel battles a homophobic rapper, and prankster Todd Glass dresses up as a cop.
March 26, 2013 - LP Theories
S5
E8
Mar 26, 2013
Daniel debuts his feminine fragrance, spends quality time with his favorite comedian named after a root vegetable and gives some insensitive college girls a Web Redemption.
April 2, 2013 - Plus-Size Model
S5
E9
Apr 2, 2013
Daniel does a Video Breakdown of spring-break brain freeze, a plus-size model gets a Web Redemption, and Mema discusses female grooming.
April 9, 2013 - BK Chicken Fries
S5
E10
Apr 9, 2013
Daniel identifies flammable privates and gives away free stuff, and a passionate man with a childish palate gets a Web Redemption.
April 16, 2013 - Baby Girl
S5
E11
Apr 16, 2013
Daniel fights to desegregate prom, a shirtless Shakespeare gets a Web Redemption, and fans respond to a question from Daniel.
April 23, 2013 - Fired for Being Too Hot
S5
E12
Apr 23, 2013
Daniel fuels paranoia about staying in hotels, and a woman who was fired for being too hot gets a Web Redemption.
April 30, 2013 - P***y Power
S5
E13
Apr 30, 2013
Daniel chats with a child who is covered in hickeys, sends lots of money to a stranger on the Internet and does a CeWEBrity Profile.
May 7, 2013 - Ready to Mingle
S5
E14
May 7, 2013
Daniel gets invited to the prom, and prolific, psychotic performer Tonetta gets a Web Redemption.
May 14, 2013 - Nerf Hoops
S5
E15
May 14, 2013
Daniel contemplates suicide, and the world's greatest Nerf dunker gets a Web Redemption.
September 3, 2013 - Furries Kid
S5
E16
Sep 3, 2013
An angry furry gets a Web Redemption, a funeral tribute goes horribly wrong, and Daniel and his staff get a lesson in prancercising.
September 10, 2013 - U-S-A Chant Fail
S5
E17
Sep 10, 2013
Daniel redeems the proudest American, finds out what really goes on inside a girls' locker room and plays an international game of Ping-Pong.
September 17, 2013 - Lohanthony
S5
E18
Sep 17, 2013
Daniel meets an insufferable princess, a dog gets lucky at the vet's office, and Lohanthony gets a CeWEBrity Profile.
September 24, 2013 - Bad DJ
S5
E19
Sep 24, 2013
An ambitious weightlifter screws himself over, a driver gets easily startled, and Daniel plays Is it Racist? with a video of a hefty lady looking for love.
October 1, 2013 - Carnival Life Savings
S5
E20
Oct 1, 2013
Daniel invents a gravy-drinking game, two bros use each other's bodies as golf tees, and a guy who traded his life savings for a banana with dreadlocks gets a Web Redemption.
October 8, 2013 - Force Field Master
S5
E21
Oct 8, 2013
Daniel examines an elephant's penis, critiques a fun-size street fight and harnesses his inner power with a guru named Paul.
October 15, 2013 - Sushi Eating Contest
S5
E22
Oct 15, 2013
Daniel makes a Sriracha-spewing robot, and a vomit-prone competitive eater gets a Web Redemption.
October 22, 2013 - Redemption Reunion Spectacular
S5
E23
Oct 22, 2013
A devout passenger has a divine fit on an airplane, a woman botches jumping in front of a train, and Daniel revisits Web Redemptions past.
October 29, 2013 - Headbanger Workout
S5
E24
Oct 29, 2013
Daniel literally shocks his staff, a redneck gets his tooth pulled, and a bride can't be bothered with her own wedding.
November 5, 2013 - How to Teach
S5
E25
Nov 5, 2013
A fisherman is no match for a hungry sea lion, a Scottish karate pro works on his board-breaking skills, and a long-haired education reformer gets a Web Redemption.
November 12, 2013 - Security Officer Jay
S5
E26
Nov 12, 2013
A BASE jumper learns not to go BASE jumping, a fish gets its revenge, and a sports team shows its balls on television.
November 19, 2013 - Happy Birthday, Katie
S5
E27
Nov 19, 2013
A gas station gets robbed, some bros drop a couch off a balcony, and Daniel takes wealthy Instagrammers down a peg.
November 26, 2013 - Bad Impressions
S5
E28
Nov 26, 2013
A cyclist reaches top speed, a terrible impressionist talks about his craft, and some gorillas get down and dirty at the zoo.
December 3, 2013 - Ostomy Bag Girl
S5
E29
Dec 3, 2013
A shoplifter learns a painful lesson, a guy shows his table who's boss, and a woman who poops out of an unusual part of her body gets a CeWEBrity Profile.
December 10, 2013 - Web Reflection
S5
E30
Dec 10, 2013
A horse and buggy do some serious damage, Daniel looks back at a year's worth of bad behavior, and a man expresses his holiday cheer through flatulence.