Season 3
Episode Guide
Toy Story
S3
E1
The guys accidentally break Holly's beloved vibrator and scramble to fix (or replace) it before she realizes that her bedroom "heat" has been extinguished.
The Holly's Buddies Story
S3
E2
Paul wants to spend more quality time with Holly and orders the guys to stay away from her, forcing Holly to choose between poker night and date night.
Trading Places
S3
E3
Holly tries to get over her breakup and makes friends with Haskell's date, Phil hits it off with a born-again virgin, and Stuart is all sex, no talk with Sabrina.
Zero Dark Forties
S3
E4
Holly finds out her ex Paul is seeing someone new, so the guys secretly set up an online dating profile for her and learn what it's like to date as a woman.
Defending Your Wife
S3
E5
Ex-wife Margo recovers from amnesia at Haskell's, where she thinks they're still happily married, while Phil and Stuart spend the night at Holly's.
Take This Job and Shove It
S3
E6
When Phil and Holly make a pact to demand promotions at work, Holly balks and Phil gets fired, so she tries to get his job back, and Stuart dates a Brit with gnarly teeth.
Pretty Women
S3
E7
Holly and Eden date two charming Frenchmen who shower them with gifts and glam and might be too good to be true, while Phil and Haskell train Stuart to confront a bully.
Prelude to a Kiss
S3
E8
Phil opens his own agency and needs Eden to sign his first client, Haskell temps as Holly's assistant for a quick paycheck, and Stuart tracks down his one negative Yelper.
The Hand That Robs The Cradle
S3
E9
Holly connects with a much younger law student, Phil and Eden explore being friends with benefits, and Haskell ends up stealing his new crush's cat.
My Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding
S3
E10
Holly attends Paul's wedding as the jealous ex, Phil and Eden pretend not to have feelings for each other, and Haskell targets the most desperate woman at the wedding.
True Lies
S3
E11
After Eden confesses to Holly that she sometimes fakes her orgasms with Phil, Holly lets it spill to Stuart and Haskell, and word gets back to Phil.
How The Grinch Spent Xmas
S3
E12
Holly coerces the group to spend the Christmas holiday together but ditches them when she meets a handsome foreigner at the airport.
Nothing in Common
S3
E13
Stuart's sister, Nicki (Leah Remini), shows up with unexpected news about her marriage, while Phil and Eden consider a threes
Bachelor Party
S3
E14
Phil is named one of NYC's top eligible bachelors, so for one night, he pretends to be single and Eden goes out with her friends; meanwhile, Stuart dates his evil ex's twin.
Starting Over
S3
E15
Nicki's new start in the city disrupts Stuart's and Phil's lives, while Haskell and Eden have ulterior motives in encouraging a bartender/actor to pursue his dreams.
Friends Without Benefits
S3
E16
Haskell hatches a plan to win over Nicki by setting her up with a man named "Pete," while Stuart and Phil sneak into Stuart's old house for a last look before his ex sells it.
Nun Like It Hot
S3
E17
Phil unknowingly sleeps with Nicki's friend who's joining a convent, while Haskell and Eden share nursing duties after Holly slips and falls.
When Haskell Met Sammy
S3
E18
Holly accidentally sets Haskell up with Sam, a gay man, while Stuart helps Phil get over his fear of funerals to pay his respects to an old coach.
My Fair Stuart
S3
E19
When Stuart's date bails on an important work dinner, Nicki fills in, while Phil and Haskell decide to get vasectomies together.
The Old Man and The Holly
S3
E20
Holly falls for an older, successful man who lives in an assisted living facility, while Nicki approaches Phil with a proposition.