Season 3
Episode Guide
Turtle on Its Back
S3
E1
Feb 10, 2013
Jon heads to Bourbon Street to help the owner of Turtle Bay figure out how to make his bar stand out in one of the most popular drinking districts in the world.
Rock 'n' Roaches
S3
E2
Feb 17, 2013
A roach infestation is just one of many problems Jon must face in order to save Headhunters, a fetish-themed tiki bar and music venue in Austin, Texas.
Bro's Got to Geaux!
S3
E3
Feb 24, 2013
TJ Quills has a troublesome reputation for serving minors, which can only be resolved if Jon is able to convince the owner to give up his frat boy ways.
Tears for Beers
S3
E4
Mar 3, 2013
A bar and a marriage are on the line as Jon helps owners Tim and Sara save The Brixton, which is rapidly driving the couple into debt.
Empty Pockets
S3
E5
Mar 10, 2013
When tasked with rescuing an immigrant-owned pool hall in Denver, Jon finds the biggest obstacle is the owner's pride.
Jon T, He Don't Like It
S3
E6
Mar 17, 2013
Jon must help the owner of The Kasbah in Aurora, CO, find a less rowdy clientele if he's going to save the once-thriving urban hot spot.
In a Pinch
S3
E7
Mar 24, 2013
Jon is brought in to help save a bar whose controversial lobster-tank claw-machine "game" drew protests from animal rights activists, which in turn drove away customers.
Karaoke Katastrophe
S3
E8
Mar 31, 2013
A hostile chef and a lascivious owner complicate Jon's efforts to save Dimples, America's oldest karaoke bar.
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
S3
E9
Apr 7, 2013
Owners Scott and Donna face foreclosure if Jon is unable to rescue Kid Chilleen's Badass BBQ by evicting the bar's equine and biker visitors.
Don't Judge a Booze by Its Bottle
S3
E11
Jul 14, 2013
Jon faces a real challenge with Cashmere Nightclub in North Carolina, where the wild manager thinks it's OK to sell cheap booze from pricey bottles.
Two Flew Over The Handlebars
S3
E12
Jul 21, 2013
Sisters Betsy and Stephanie spend most of their time at work tossing back shots, and it's up to Jon to keep these two from running their biker bar into a ditch.
There's No Crying in the Bar Business
S3
E13
Jul 28, 2013
Jon must restore trust between owners and curb rampant theft among employees to save Barlow's, a failing Georgia sports bar.
Play. Some. Janet. Jackson!
S3
E14
Aug 4, 2013
Jon must correct the behavior of a drunk and verbally abusive owner if he's going to save the historic Gipsy, Las Vegas's first gay nightclub.
Characters Assassination
S3
E15
Aug 11, 2013
Jon must help a Yankee family learn to do business in the South if he hopes to save the poorly themed Characters Quarters in North Carolina.
Corking the Hole
S3
E16
Aug 18, 2013
A juvenile name and bad reputation threaten the Fort Bragg-adjacent bar Cliques, and Jon will have to put the staff through bar boot camp to save it.
A Bar Full of Bull
S3
E17
Aug 25, 2013
If Jon can't resurrect the menu and whip the staff into shape, then the coastal Massachusetts establishment Libads Bar & Grill will be lost at sea.
Beer and Loathing in Las Vegas
S3
E18
Sep 8, 2013
Chefs and best friends Christ and Mitch decided to open The Hammer in Las Vegas to cater to locals, but then a case of pneumonia caused everything to fall apart.
Barely Above Water
S3
E19
Sep 15, 2013
The owners of Marley's on the Beach may lose their business and their marriage if Jon can't reverse the financial strain put on them by the failings of their bar.
Crappy Cantina
S3
E20
Oct 6, 2013
Jon steps in to help two brothers whose ill-conceived idea for a death-metal concert bar has drained their parents' retirement fund.
Jon of the Dead
S3
E21
Oct 13, 2013
Jon needs to change the attitude of a crass bartender and tweak the grisly decor if he hopes to save the Las Vegas goth bar The Underworld.
Grandpa Got Run Over By His Grandkids
S3
E22
Oct 20, 2013
Vegas bar Kerry's was meant as a gift from a grandpa to his family, but the grandkids' mismanagement threatens to squander everything.
Hurricane Jon Vs. Hurricane Sandy
S3
E23
Oct 27, 2013
After the Bungalow Bar in Rockaway, NY, was ravaged by Hurricane Sandy, Jon helps the owner rebuild in time for summer beach season.
Drunk & Dirty Dolls
S3
E24
Nov 3, 2013
After a near-fatal heart attack, Artie, the owner of Alibi in Las Vegas, lost his zeal for the work, and it's up to Jon to help him get it back.
Empty Bottles Full Cans
S3
E25
Nov 10, 2013
Jon challenges the owner of a beer-only bar being undercut by a BYOB liquor policy to harness her "redneck ingenuity" in order to save her business.
Hole in None
S3
E26
Nov 17, 2013
Jon helps bring a golf-themed establishment up to par by getting rid of the grime and reassessing the staff.
Brawlin' Babes
S3
E27
Dec 8, 2013
Despite initial success, the owner of Longshots lost control of his feuding bar staff and may soon lose his house if Jon can't turn things around.
Twin vs. Twin
S3
E28
Dec 15, 2013
Jon must get identical twins with identical egos to see eye-to-eye if they are to curb a dangerous over-pouring problem and save RG's Lounge in Kansas City, MO.
Hostile Takeover
S3
E29
Mar 9, 2014
Jon looks to re-establish a sense of unity at O'Banion's in Nebraska, where a binge-drinking owner has been usurped in a hostile takeover by his partners.
Critters and Quitters
S3
E30
Mar 16, 2014
A raccoon infestation is only the most extreme on a long list of problems plaguing KC's Bar & Grill and its checked-out owner.
Punch-Drunk & Trailer-Trashed
S3
E31
Mar 23, 2014
The dysfunctional owners of the O Face Bar are so inexperienced and chaotic Jon doesn't even know if he wants to save their business.
Scoreboard to Death
S3
E32
Mar 30, 2014
Maria Menounos helps Jon scope out a bar whose owner sits around as her husband does all the work and her dad picks up the bill.
Grow Some Meatballs!
S3
E33
Apr 6, 2014
Ever since extended family members were put on the payroll at The Tailgate in Santa Clarita, CA, business has taken a nosedive.
Taxed Out in Texas
S3
E34
Apr 13, 2014
Jon heads to Katy, Texas, to save Bryant's Ice House, which is plagued by a bad reputation, an even worse location and a wild staff.
When Life Doesn't Hand You Lemons
S3
E35
Apr 20, 2014
Faced with a PDA-obsessed manager and an owner solely focused on his own retirement, the staff at Pat's Cocktails calls Jon for help.
I Smell a Rat
S3
E36
Apr 27, 2014
Jon is called in to help the owner of an Omaha, NE, hookah bar whose money is going up in smoke thanks to his staff's frat-house ways.
Scary Mary's
S3
E37
May 4, 2014
The lecherous owner of failing Texas dive Mary's Outpost crosses the line with one of Jon's experts.
Muscle Madness
S3
E38
May 11, 2014
Jon helps Justin and Michael, a pair of strippers who own The End Zone bar in Houston, put aside their differences before they lose more than just their shirts.