Episode Guide
Season 13
Episode Guide
A Place for Pets/Lockdown for Love
S13
E1
When customers bring pets into the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs soon realizes pets are more profitable than owners. Plankton ruins another date with Karen, so she puts the Chum Bucket on lockdown until he proves his affection.
Under the Small Top/Squidward's Sick Daze
S13
E2
Squidward's house becomes infested with a mail-order flea circus meant for SpongeBob. Squidward fakes being sick to get out of work, but his agony only begins when SpongeBob arrives to care for him.
Something Narwhal This Way Comes/C.H.U.M.S
S13
E3
Two familiar faces from SpongeBob's past visit Bikini Bottom, but they bring a big problem along with them. After falling down the drain, Plankton finds an unlikely ally in the sewers.
SpongeBob's Road to Christmas
S13
E4
SpongeBob and his pals journey to the North Pole to give Santa a present.
Goofy Scoopers/Pat the Dog
S13
E5
SpongeBob and Patrick make it their mission to reunite the recently fired robot band from Goofy Goober's. Patrick is sent to the pound for acting like a worm, but he won't be able to leave unless SpongeBob can train him.
Potato Puff/There Will be Grease!
S13
E6
Mrs. Puff's new substitute teacher gives SpongeBob a crash course in driving. Mr. Krabs and Plankton must work together after discovering a well of miracle-grease under their restaurants.
Big Bad Bubble Bass/Sea-Man Sponge Haters Club
S13
E7
Karen tells the fairytale of a nerd trying to steal an action figure from his three little neighbors. Squidward hosts a secret "We Hate SpongeBob Club" at his house.
Food PBBFT! Truck/Upturn Girls
S13
E8
SpongeBob and Squidward try to sell krabby patties from a food truck in the darkest depths of the ocean. Pearl and Narlene have a whales' day out in the big city.
Say 'Awww!'/Patrick the Mailman
S13
E9
Frustrated that he's seen as cute instead of evil, Plankton builds a robot to punish anyone who says "aww!" Patrick crushes the mailman, so he and SpongeBob deliver the mail around Bikini Bottom.
Captain Pipsqueak/Plane to Sea
S13
E10
Plankton joins the League of E.V.I.L. SpongeBob and Patrick take Squidward on a plane to a tropical resort.
Squidferatu/Slappy Daze
S13
E11
Squidward ventures to Nosferatu's castle after accidentally receiving his mail. Nosferatu's minion Slappy kills some time around Bikini Bottom.
Welcome to Binary Bottom/You're Going to Pay...Phone/A Skin Wrinkle in Time
S13
E12
In an alternate reality, Bikini Bottom is inhabited entirely byrobots. Mr. Krabs installs a cursed payphone in the Krusty Krab. GrandPat travels through time to get home.
Abandon Twits/Wallhalla
S13
E13
The Krusty Krew builds a boat for their penny-pinching captain. SpongeBob discovers a crazed castaway living in his walls.
The Salty Sponge/Karen for Spot
S13
E14
SpongeBob works the grill at the toughest joint in town. Karen looks after Spot while Plankton goes out of town.
Ma and Pa's Big Hurrah/Yellow Pavement
S13
E15
When SpongeBob's parents come to visit, their thirst for thrills comes as a big surprise. You'll learn all you need to get your boating license in this educational driving film.
The Flower Plot/SpongeBob on Parade
S13
E16
The Chum Bucket is replaced by a flower shop with a charming new owner. The Krusty Krab enters a float in the annual Bikini Bottom Parade.
Delivery to Monster Island/Ride Patrick Ride
S13
E17
SpongeBob and Plankton must work together to survive an island of deadly monsters. SpongeBob teaches Patrick how to ride a bike.
Hot Crossed Nuts/Sir Urchin and Snail Fail
S13
E18
Sandy's homemade snack becomes a big hit at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob and Patrick's favorite comedy duo has a falling out on live television.
Friendiversary/Mandatory Music
S13
E19
SpongeBob celebrates the anniversary of his friendship with Squidward. Squidward does not. Squidward's lack of talent lands him in a court ordered music class.
Arbor Day Disarray/Ain't That the Tooth
S13
E20
Sandy gives her friends special saltwater trees, but they need more attention than she expected. SpongeBob and Patrick mistake a burglar for the tooth fairy.
Dopey Dick/Plankton and the Beanstalk
S13
E21
Squidward joins a crew of sailors hunting down the great white jellyfish. Plankton finds a magic bean that takes him to a land of giants (well, more giant than usual).
My Friend Patty/FUN-Believable
S13
E22
SpongeBob befriends a sentient Krabby Patty whose only wish is to be eaten. Rube hosts an episode of "FUN-Believable! With Rube" where he explores little known oddities and attractions around Bikini Bottom.
Spatula of the Heavens/Gary's Playhouse
S13
E23
SpongeBob embarks on an epic journey to have his beloved spatula reforged by the legendary Guru Greasetrap. SpongeBob builds a snail-house outside for Gary to play in while he is at work.
Swimming Fools/The Goobfather
S13
E24
SpongeBob builds a pool in his backyard and Squidward tries to resist taking a dip. Mr. Krabs must reckon with the Goobfather after he adds "Patty Whips" to the menu at the Krusty Krab.
SquidBird/Allergy Attack
S13
E25
Squidward gets left with a mess when SpongeBob and Patrick use carrier clams to send messages to each other. After cooking his kazillionth Krabby Patty, SpongeBob believes he's developed an allergy to them.
Big Top Flop/Sandy, Help Us!
S13
E26
When the circus comes to town and steals his customers away, Mr. Krabs tries to sabotage the show. Sandy spends the day solving everyone's issues, only to return home to her own monster of a problem.