Episode Guide
Season 8
Episode Guide
Good Times With Weapons
S8
E1
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they trick a vendor and buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market.
Up the Down Steroid
S8
E2
Jimmy is in training for the upcoming Special Olympics and he's determined to win at any cost.
The Passion of the Jew
S8
E3
Kyle finally sees the blockbuster movie "The Passion of the Christ" and admits that Cartman has been right about the Jewish people all along.
You Got F'd in the A
S8
E4
Stan just got served, and now it's up to him to put together a team of South Park's best dancers to compete against a troupe from Orange County.
AWESOM-O
S8
E5
Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O.
The Jeffersons
S8
E6
The children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson," the new neighbor in town, and Cartman goes out of his way to get "Mr. Jefferson" to love him best.
Goobacks
S8
E7
Humans from the year 4035 are traveling to South Park through a recently opened time portal and are looking for work.
Douche and Turd
S8
E8
A PETA protest against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot forces the student body to choose a new one.
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
S8
E9
In order to save South Park, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding Wall-Mart superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
Preschool
S8
E10
The kid who took the fall for the boys five years ago is getting out of Juvie, and his first order of business is revenge.
Quest for Ratings
S8
E11
The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
S8
E12
Disturbed by the corruptive influence Paris Hilton has on all little girls in South Park, one of the town's favorite citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
Cartman's Incredible Gift
S8
E13
After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases.
Woodland Critter Christmas
S8
E14
Stan agrees to help a group of adorable woodland critters build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior, only to find out that they serve Satan.