Episode Guide
Season 1
Episode Guide
"Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand"
S1
E1
Nov 02, 2002
At JFK's kegger, Abe Lincoln tries to win CleopatraÆs heart, Gandhi gets drunk on non-alcoholic beer, and Principal Scudworth gets beaten up for saying the phrase "raise the roof."
"Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo
S1
E2
Nov 03, 2002
Abe and JFK campaign against each other in the school presidential elections, which, as you might expect, leads to Marilyn Manson singing about the food pyramid.
"A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder"
S1
E3
Nov 10, 2002
When Gandhi is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder, America's most famous A.D.D. victim, Tom Green, teaches the school that you can't get the disease from toilet seats.
"Film Fest: Tears of a Clone"
S1
E4
Nov 17, 2002
At the Clone High Film Festival, Abe pours his heart into a movie about a football-playing giraffe, George Washington Carver and Gandhi make a mixed-race action comedy called Black and Tan, and Joan of Arc directs a bizarre, avant-garde film.
"Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening"
S1
E5
Dec 01, 2002
Clone High tackles the hard-hitting issue of Sleepy Driving when Abe and JFK square off in a drag race for Cleo's love, and Mr. Butlertron gets into a Battle Bots-style fight with a cocksure test-grading machine.
"Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc"
S1
E6
Nov 24, 2002
The Clone High basketball team doesn't allow girls or animals to play, so Joan of Arc takes a cue from her historic counterpart and disguises herself as a boy by putting on a comically large mustache. (ESPN's Chris Berman and Dan Patrick guest star.)
"Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations"
S1
E7
Dec 08, 2002
MTV's casting department demonstrates their mastery in being able to attract guest stars of the highest caliber in this episode, as Ashley Angel from O-Town visits Clone High and wins Cleo's heart.
"A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm"
S1
E8
Dec 15, 2002
Abe is stuck in the middle of a Civil War between Joan and Cleo when they are forced to move in together. And by "Civil War" I mean "girl fight" and by "move in together" I mean "roll around ripping each other's clothes off."
"Raisin' The Stakes: A Rock Opera In Three Acts"
S1
E9
Jan 12, 2003
Jack Black guest stars in a trippy rock opera episode where the students get high from smoking raisins, and Gandhi has a bad trip where he is eaten by a live-action cat and encounters a two-headed Olsen Twins monster.
"Litter Kills: Literally"
S1
E10
Jan 19, 2003
Continuing a time-honored teen-drama tradition, a hastily-introduced "best friend" is killed and melodramatically mourned when Clone High succumbs to the evils of litter. (90210's Luke Perry guest stars as marked man Ponce de Leon.)
"Snowflake Day: A Very Special Clone High Holiday Special"
S1
E11
Apr 13, 2003
Mandy Moore guest stars as a homeless angel who teaches Joan of Arc the true meaning of a completely made-up, meaningless holiday.
"Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode"
S1
E12
Jan 26, 2003
Abe tries to decide whether he will ask Joan or Cleo to prom, and JFK makes Gandhi over into GFK to help him find a date to dry hump at prom.
"Changes: You Got A Prom Wit Dat?"
S1
E13
Mar 02, 2003
In the shocking prom night conclusion to the season, one of the clones loses their virginity, and guest star John Stamos selflessly sacrifices his own life to save the students.